Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

Uncle boy

A boy close to his uncle

He Is the uncle boy the Favorite

Uncle Sak

The uncle that always comes around, but no one is ever looking forward to seeing him. You always make sure he doesn’t get the invite to family gatherings and such, but somehow, he always finds a way

Hey man, this is a really great BBQ so far, hopefully your sisters side of the family doesn’t make it though. I know my kids would hate to see Uncle Sak

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

Uncle Charlie

Under Cover law enforcement.

We sent the Uncle Charlie into the apartment complex for intel and a buy.