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The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM
Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.
i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.
I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.
when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
When you jack off with razorblades
I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank