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A movie so bad that it's good.
A friend: "Have you seen Turkish Star Wars?"
Me: "Yeah, it's the best worst movie ever made!"
A war that lasted thirty years
Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.
The Polynesian Tug-of-War is performed by tucking both of a man's balls inside his rectum before sitting on his face on top of a piano.
The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.
"Bro, my Tinder date last night gave me a Polynesian Tug-of-War lady night, and it was incredible!"
When users battle with photo comments on a Facebook status (photo comment war)
An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.
A World War that is most likely to start in the 2020s because of covid and the Russia VS Ukrain war there have been multiple times world war 3 have almost started it nearly started in 1962 after the Cuban Missile Crisis Russia almost nuked America in 1995 and that Nearly Started World War 3
world war 3 is gonna start in 2026
When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain