She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side
Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top
A French artist who’s also very stupid
Why are you acting like a Milk Weed
Crushing a blunt with a giant ass hammer. Then taking a credit card and forming the weed into a giant super blunt. Then lighting it up and taking a hit through a straw.
Hey dude I got myself a blunt today, let's do some Weed Wacking!
To get down into the nitty gritty details by doing strenuous, continuous busy work to produce large quantities of data suitable for analysis.
In order to figure out get this situation corrected I’m going to be getting down in the weeds.
When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.
Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*
When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama
"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau