Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.
A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!
A cop.
I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.
A yard where people smoke weed or somewhere you grow weed
Bro meet me at the weed yard next tuesday
Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.