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A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships
Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys
Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
I went on a run a very short time ago
A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.
The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
Get on your knees and suck my shorts!
A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!
“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”
The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"