God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle
Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony
The place where you buy kombubu.
I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.
a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.
"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"
Willis is a small town in texas just north of Conroe. Where teenagers pretend to be country/ rednecks. Where all the hoes go to willis high school. The main attraction is super krogers. Walnut cove
Him: I'm from willis, Texas
Her: Where?
Him: don't worry about it