scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
dylan is the most beautiful girl in the enitre world. she is kind of a lead on to all guys but sometimes she doesn't mean to be. she's hard to get but if you're the one she wants you're a LUCKY guy. her smile can make the world stop spinning and she always tries to do what's best. she's usually liked by everyone except for people with jealousy!
you look good today, like dylan good!
person you are friends with but you don't know why
why am I friends with Dylan? he's an asshole.
He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall
Person 1:I like being leaf handed
Person 2:Dylan ass looking bitch
Often a Dylan looks awfully alot like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. A Dylan often smells bad, doest care about hygene, and plays fortnite for 7 hours of his day. Dylan has a very limited amout of friends and most of his friends think he is annoying.