Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there
Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.
Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.
The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.
I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.
This was such a hammer-licking play by you!
This is not good, it licks hammers big time.
When you follow someone on Instagram and they don't follow back
Ahhhh man I just got clout licked by this chick with a million followers, but hey.....shes pretty hot so she can steal more than my number for her clout score!
Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.
*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."
during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.
" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "
Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.
Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.
The act of tickling one's balls while having oral intercourse.
Wow, I ddn't know she could Tickle-Lick like a pro!