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turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017


turkey shake

A brown but hole

I have a turkey shake after I poop

by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014


stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 26, 2022


Stuffing the Turkey

When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."

Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.

by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024


Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020


Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”

Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune

by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017


Turkey Jawn Fr

The fattest of asses on a singular female.

Damn she got a Turkey jawn fr
Let me hit that Turkey Jawn fr from the back

by Zach Holmgren March 26, 2024