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the act of inserting a fruit (perticularly a banana) into a women's vagina, then eating it out.
Lil'$ham was staring to get hungry, and his girlfriend was feeling frisky, so they decided to turn her vagina into an Irish Fruit bowl
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The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.
I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.
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Bob who was a member of the LGBT community said " let's go bowling tonight"
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The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.
Tucker: Huh ?
Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.
Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?
Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
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The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.
So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
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1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.
2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.
3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.
4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.
May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
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I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
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