Chicken Smoothie

A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.

Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...

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money chicken

Something that is totally cool radical or awesome.
The bomb.com

Man that girl's body is all money chicken.
"I just found a 20 on the floor in the subway." "Man thats money chicken!"

Hey that fine ass girl gave me her number, thats Money chicken hommey.

I just won the damn lottery that money chicken!

I knocked that fool out with one blow thats money chicken!

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Chicken Winged

To be hit by a elbow, also known as the "chicken wing slap". Harder to deliver, as it requires your opponent to be behind you, but more effective than a punch, since your wrist would twist slightly as your fist connected, reducing the overall force exerted. A elbow can be delivered quicker, so it hurts more, often with a quick jolt of your shoulders.

Chicken winging somebody in front of you is not advised.

After this chollo slapped my head against a paper-thin aluminin locker, I chicken winged him off my back and stomped his teeth in.

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chicken soup

spidergirl-ing in a girl's mouth and then making her give you a blowjob

i gotta nice serving of chicken soup last night

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chicken cutlet

as the male is making sweet love to his woman on the beach he retracts the penis from the female and releases himself onto her face. then throws sand at the sperm which in turn makes her face resemble a chicken cutlet

"did u just cum on my face and then throw sand at it" sara

"hell yeah bitch, i chicken cutlet ur face!"

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Chicken Salad

When at least three dudes whack-off into a can of chicken chunks, making what would normally be chicken salad, but instead of mayonnaise, it is replaced with the jizzim of the three or more dudes.

Hey Ian, you should come over tonight, Joel and I are gonna make some hott nasty chicken salad.

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chicken head

the top of a chicken above the neck it has to eyeballs ears and a beak

hey look at that chicken head

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