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Someone who eats pizza everyday
I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.
A really good friend and the first person to get laid he is handsome and clever
God’s finest creation, my future husband and the father of my children. He is; Loving, outgoing, and one of the most driven people on the face of the Earth. And from my POV: He’s someone that makes everyday feel like the first time we met :) I loved you then and I love you endlessly now. Forever will never be enough with you.
And I sawl heem *insert Jackson Adams at the grocery store, gas station, strip club*
2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM
i need to take a adam fast! going to the bathroom again to take a adam
the biggest woman on this planet
"yooo! if you keep on eating that quarter pounder you're gonna end up like blooket adams!"