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When you move your fingers as if you where playing guitar hero with a regular or guitar controller when you arent actually playing, usually while another person has the controller
Look at Billy playing air guitar hero, he is compleatly addicted
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Revenant from Apex Legends
Bro you have Black Air Force Energy
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a very rare disease that happens when traveling downstairs and the air temperature is different from the temperature upstairs. it causes the victim to pass out on the spot. normally starts in the early teen years.
Kassie walked downstairs and passed out due to air temperature shock syndrome.
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Saving yourself or something from the downfall
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head
She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur
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Doing Whippets.
I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.
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dealing with personal problems while other people are around.
A cop might let you out of his car to air your dirty laundry in front of everyone around who could see. I was made to change my dress in the middle of the parking lot, airing my dirty laundry like a little whore.
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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
air force oath of enlistment
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