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The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.
If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.
She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.
When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
when ur sister chokeholds you and urinates in your mouth.
colin: omg sam i cant breathe
sam: have some hydration
colin: oh no im a victim of the alabama rainforest.
When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape
With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.
When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum
I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener