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The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

by Tahariel July 1, 2012


White Star Line

its the color white, then there are stars in it including a line

ur white and your the star and im the line, so we are all together white star line

ok no wth

by Naturalword May 31, 2022


Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.

"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...

by El whisperer February 12, 2013


Dropping a line

When you writing to your dealer, but wanna stay formal.

''It was nice talking to you last evening, I wouldn't mind if you were to be dropping a line to me some time soon!''

by SomeTechGenius March 11, 2019


merrily we fall out of line out of line

I wouldnt mind - he is we

merrily we fall out of line out of line, i’d fall anywhere with you im by your side

by December 19, 2023


Lizard Lines

Lizard Lines are the random lines written on a whiteboard that can be turned into a lizard by adding more lines. These lizard drawings typically turn out really weird, but are noticeably a lizard. Any and all lines can technically be considered lizard lines.

I'm bored, give me some lizard lines.

by swanbabyohshitgoose March 8, 2018


Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it

Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022