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Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.
Do you like battery candy?
Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"
"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid
he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.
A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO