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So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.
He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.
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When your ex or existing partner is obviously in love with somebody new and tries to hide or deny it... But it's obvious to everyone.
Like a drunk denying that they're even intoxicated,Gina was not aware of the long distance sparkle in her eyes..or who she was really in-love with,but it was as obvious as a Drunk-Punch Love in the face to everyone else.
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A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.
Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts
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A drunk ass hazard or (DAH) is something a drunk ass will trip over or somehow loose their balance on resulting in getting called a drunk ass, breaking or tearing of ones face, chipping of tooth or teeth, bruises, broken bones, in extreme cases death
Bill wouldn't party at Randy's house after he found a Drunk Ass Hazard (DAH) on Randy's concrete floor that broke his nose.
Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:
- Girl, so brutall...
She answers with
- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.
- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk
- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.
Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee
Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.
Regardless if you are drunk or not, your 'hole' will feel drunk.
To be anal or vaginally fisted into a orgasmic "drunk" euphoria.
*After an intense anal fisting between 'Roger' and 'Allen'*
Roger: "Wow that was insane!!
Allen: "You really punched my hole drunk!"
Or
"Hey do you want to punch my hole drunk!?"
"Of course, how could I say no??"