When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.
Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.
Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.
Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
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When your either bored, looking for a someone that you know has a facebook or just a loser who has low self esteem about his/her amount of friends and you go looking on your other friends friends list and just request a shit load of people whether random or "why are they not on my list all ready??!!!!!!". It generally rapes your wall and others home pages with "+1 So and so is friends with so and so" as if the whole world need to know that. Also know as a facebook friend request rampage.
Example of Facebook requestfest:
Kid: wtf I only have 8 friends let me have a Facebook requestfest
*Next day* kid: wtf 99 new notification wtf did I do..oh I remember I had a Facebook requestfest!
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"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
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Oh boy my wall has been raped with friend request.
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A hate you have for a person based on their status', wall posts, etc that either clutter your feed or bother you, while not actually knowing them in real life.
"Did you see Brians Wall? He updated his status 20 times in one hour! God, I facebook Hate that Kid"
"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."
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Stoopid Facebook is a term to be used when Facebook messes up and you feel the need to insult it.
"I didn't get your message!"
"I sent it! Stoopid Facebook."
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A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
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A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
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To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.
Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
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