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When one is wiping their ass and their finger break through the toilet paper and go in the ass hole
Brett was wiping his ass and finger tore through the toilet paper and had cream fingers
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The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
'have fun with ure bitch'
'yeah i got some messy fingers'
'well in blud'
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A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.
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A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.
Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
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Stank finger is when you have sexual intercourse wit somebody and you finger de booty and youre finger stanks
Man after last night with Amanda I had stank finger.
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N. The darkish residue left on the finger tips after counting pennies
Person 1 "DUDE WHAT THE HELL YOUR LEAVING FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
Person 2 "Sorry i got penny fingers"
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