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for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling
Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
"Holy Granoly, that granola was delicious!"
"Holy Granoly, I'm so sorry."
An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.
"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."
The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”