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When you see a yellow car you punch someone
“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”
BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!
Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game
Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
Friend: I aspire to become as amazing and beautiful as Car door man.
Me: Bitch keep dreaming.
Chevy cruze, toyota camry, Nissan Altima are all basic bitch cars
Man I own a basic bitch car
Toyota Corolla, Hyundai & KIA (all models), Nissan Altima, Nissan Rogue are cars that basic bitches are most likely to have.
Christina: I heard Rashida just got a new Toyota Corolla.
Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂
If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”
“It must be a spray painted car.”
To have sexual intercourse with a car
"That guy loves to get hot by a car"