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When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
An exclamation about how something has made you happy.
Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!
The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.
While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.
To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason
I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
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A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.
I want to ice your muffin baby.
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someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.
maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!
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A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.
I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!
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