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that's my shit

when you here a song that u would die for

dj: now playing no type
you: ohh that's my shit

by turtlenecksweg December 17, 2014

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Shit Burn

The burning sensation sometimes experienced while taking a shit.

"I think while taking that shit, I got shit burn"

by Cupcakes and Porn January 6, 2008

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real shit

1. phrase used when someone says something relatable about a struggle
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions

1. "Man, the economy sucks."
"Right? On some real shit."

2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."

by sodakid111 December 31, 2018

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shit hemorrhage

A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.

If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.

by wordcollector September 27, 2010

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shit of a person

Describes a person which everybody hates, because a lot of reasons, the most popular is: "I'm getting out of the Army".

Used in hebrew. very popular phrase.

Gabi: I'm going to New Zealand, to see Rita's show!
Rubi: You are a shit of a person!!!!

by reuven_aron September 6, 2006

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free shit

Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.

Example 1

Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth

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Example 2:

Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!

Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.

by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019

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shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004

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