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The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.
That guy is a true john simons
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Fag,Gay,nigger,retard,cat fucker, Wears glasses,bitch
"Stop camping you fag."
"Im not a john Newlan"
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The face of the opposition to the completely useless Labour party in the NZ parliament and as far as a lot of people are concerned the next rightful NZ PM.
Vote for John Key for PM and get rid of the ugly transvestite!! lol
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possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it
i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer
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John mayer is one of the most popular young superstars around.
John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.
Mayer's lucrative follow-up, 2004's Heavier Things, resulted in another Grammy, this time for Song of the Year.
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Gay? YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Understandable? WHHHAAAAT??
Obediant? OOOKKKKKAAYYYYYY
"Lil John?"
"WHAT?"
"Can you hear me?"
"YYYYEAHHHHHHH"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHWAHAWHWHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??????"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"OOOOOOOOKAYYYY"
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John Jay was a figure in American history who completely failed at everything he did, and his name can now be used as an insult meaning "weak", "lame", or "unsuccessful".
"That party last night was so John Jay, nobody was there!"
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