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kancer is an illusion and does not kill people
I don't have Kansa, i have cancer, because cancer does not kill.
Yet another treasured phrase from the very essence of the internet itself 4chan. First uttered by a random guy after beating another random guy while odviously drunk/on drugs.
2 Guys called Bob and Mark are playing yet another random game.
Bob: Damm. I am gonna die soon.
Bob: Haha I got away.
Bob's Character: *dies to Mark
Mark: KILLING YOU OH YEA!!!
Bob: Wtf?
Mark: What?
Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?
Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
When somebody cracks a joke and some pubey nerd goes and ruins it with a bad follow up.
A: Your face spotty like an avocado.
B: lol avocado are all bumpy i get it
A: That's a kill...
To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
" the pain was killing me". It refers to some kind of illness which is really hurt in any part of the body.
" the pain was killing me". I have a real headache! It is awful!