Halal Meat

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

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meat wagon

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.

Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.

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love meat

A hot chick; a beautiful woman; etc.

Oooh mama, check out the love meat...

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Nose Meat

Particularly substantial nose boogers that one extricates from one's nose to snack on between meals. Nose Meat can be well done (dry and crumbly), or somewhat rare (soft and moist, and coated in snot).

Hey, if you keep eating your nose meat, you won't leave room for dinner.

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sweater meat

Humongous fuckin titties.

dseeamn that bitch gots some nice sweater meat!

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meat curtain

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

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meat banana

Definition for male genitalia, the penis.

E.g: "I had a banana this morning... a meat banana!" referring to an earlier practised blowjob.

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