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Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 14, 2017

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak)

Another character in the Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Kludd is the older brother of Soren and Eglantine. In the book, he pushed Soren out of their hollow when Soren could barely fly. Kludd had thought that the fall had killed Soren, but he never expected a St. Aggies Patrol Owl would pick him up. Then Kludd had done the same thing to Eglantine. Kludd then killed their parents. Then Kludd got half of his face and beak torn off in a battle. He got a new beak made of Mu Metal (Copper) and a mask made of the same thing. He was dawned the name Metal Beak. Then, he and Nyra become mates. They start the group known as the Pure Ones. He kidnapped Ezylryb and kept him hostage. In the sixth book, Kludd was killed by Twilight. Kludd is the father of Nyroc. In the movie Kludd was never metal beak but did become a member of the pure ones. At the end of the movie, Soren tells that Kludd's body was never found (Kludd fought Soren and ended up falling into a forest fire with a broken wing) but it cuts to Kludd staring at the mask of Metal Beak. If there is a second movie, Kludd will be high Tyto.

Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) to Soren (movie): Soren...My wing is broken...will you please pull me to safety?
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Eglantine (movie): It will be all right. Now...tilt your head, tip your beak to the moon and sleep.....
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Soren before getting captured (movie): We can't be down here!

Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Soren after getting mask lit on fire (Book): DEATH TO THE IMPUREST! DEATH TO SOREN!
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Coryn (Book): You might as well go back to the Pure Ones where you belong

by The Guardians of Ga'Hoole October 21, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Course its hot its a metal

A favourite catchphrase from everyones favourite spaz The Bo
it is used to point out something blatantly obvious after someone has made a mistake, much simmilar to saying mind your head after someone bangs there head.

this paticular line originated when The Bo pointed out that metal gets hot when heated after someone burnt there hand on an iron bar that had just been in a furnace

this phrase is used in multiple situations,example such as course its not sharp its a football and course its cold, it ice

person 1#Shit! thats hot
Bo# Course its hot its a metal

by The Local Bo-watch July 6, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Metal Gear Solid 4

A Movie that tries to pass itself off as a game, 10 minutes of CG cutscene for every 1 minute of gameplay

Guy1: have you played Metal Gear Solid 4?
Guy2: you mean Watched?
Girl: your both lame Metal Gear Solid 4 is a horrible game

by PseudoKirby August 17, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž


Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater

Hideo kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series, featuring Naked Platypus as the new main Character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, Metal Gear Monotreme. Takes place in Argentina, iIguassu falls.

player 1:"The CQQ in Platypus Eater is tight, kid!!!"

Player 2:"CQQ?"

Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"

Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"

by Cold Coda August 31, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".

Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking awesome!

by Billy Delashmutt December 20, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.

"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

by Uncle Himler July 12, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž