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A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend
me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!
When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.
Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
having one's pants pulled down
"I drop shorted her in the girls locker room"
Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"