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Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.
Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery
Person 2:
Did they have Kp’s nuts???
Person 1:
Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not
Person 2:
Truly unfortunate
The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).
Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'
Thus he has committed a desk nut
The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)
Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.
So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks
So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??
The act of quickly pulling one or both of your testicles out to surprise a mate. Leaving it out for only a second or two, it’s a quick flash, and that’s what makes it cheeky.
Matt: turn around
Me: *turns around*
Matt (with one testicle hanging out of his fly): cheeky nut
Any girl that you use only for sex. She doesn't mean anything to you, you just nut then leave. Nut trays tend to not be the most beautiful girls, because they are easier to smash then leave.
Friend 1: yo I need pussy, but none of these bitches that good bruh
Friend 2: fuck it, just get you a nut tray
An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.
Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.
Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!