Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

Square phone

When the kids in 7th grade call your phone a square

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)

Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.