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When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.
“We’re out of lube”
“I have butter”
“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“
When the dead body films you or has a camera on it
Dude he was caught jacking off because a reverse logan paul
Known flat earth Internet troll “Alfie Green”. Lives in Christchurch, NZ. He is a known pedophile and a cunt. Fuck that guy.
Geoff: Hey guys did you hear? Paul Stanley Green got arrested for child pornography again. Roberto: Yup, no surprise there. He’s one sick POS.
A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
No Thank You Paul is something you say when someone asks you something related to pedestrians
Bob: “Wow There Is A Lot If Pedestrians Today, Eh?”
Me: “No Thank You Paul”