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poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

by C Mac G May 25, 2011


Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.

Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!

by pooonyu21 May 5, 2011


Big Poop

When someone sits on the toilet to take a normal poop than ends up staying on the toilet pooping for 2 hours

"Jimmy's taking a BIG POOP"

by The_Unknown_Genius_Boi March 3, 2020


poop shanagle

1. A small piece of shit dangling off you butthole hairs

2. a major douschbag

3. someone who gets and the way, or is as significant to you as a piece of shit trapped in the hairs of your ass

1. Big Papa Jonny: i had the worst poop shanagle hanging off my ass last week and when i sat down it itched like a bitch

Spencer: that sucks a huge amount
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2. Nikki Grube: HEY spencer

Spencer:get away you ugly fag-lishous poop shanagle

by spencee mageee October 10, 2007


Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017


vent poop

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.

I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!

by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014


Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 27, 2021