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The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.
Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
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The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.
Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.
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if your first girlfriend or boyfriend is in another post code or zip code then you can date another person in your same post/zip code
If your First girlfriend is in Brisbane and your in Sydney then you are able to go out with someone in your same post/zip Code or city without feeling bad. Known as the Post/Zip Code Rule
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a person who won't admit they're emo so covers it up with an even more vague genre of self-pity music for those in a suburban 1st world culture with nothing to complain about, yet still feel bad for themselves. post hardcore indie music is actually emo.
18 year old male, tight jeans(cock visible), chuck taylors, interested in bands such as: as i lay dying, cradle of filth, underoath, velvet acid christ, dimmu borgir. post hardcore indie is all of the above.
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A person who just graduated high school/college student who tries to act like an adult, but still behaves like a high-schooler. They usually tend to use large words, pretending to have a large vocabulary because they think that it makes them look smart and impressive. Tend to think they know everything. (hint-the whole cast of "Real World")
"What, is Josh still trippin because he is in his Post-Adolescent-Idealistic Phase?"
-Clueless
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The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.
"French post-marshmallow kisses are my favorite! Pucker up, Sweets !!!!"
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A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.
As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.
Jane: What Happened?
Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
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