The biggest badass that ever lived. Works at the Lambert's cafe in the Gulf Shores area. Always triumphs over Okra guy.
Will fight Okra guy for 20 dollars.
Person 1: Hey look! It's fried potatoe guy!
Person 2: What's so great about that guy?
Person 1: He serves fucking fried potatoes!!!
Person 2: What about Okra guy?
Person 1: Fuck that guy! This is fried potatoe territory! Don't even get me started on that bitch Maccoroni and Tomatoe woman.
Peter Pan guy: You forgot your food! *Skips away with his animals friends*
4๐ 2๐
salad potato head a person that is thrown off or just needs to get a grip.
She needs to take her self out of here with her "salad potato" head.
6๐ 4๐
When you cum on a girls leg and let it dry, and then you force her to eat it off
"Dude i love texas potato chips"
5๐ 3๐
when someone eats potato chips and then when they fart, it smells like potato chips but it smells sweet. this is only good for girlz.
dammm veronica ate potato chips and laid a "potato chip fart". it smelt good tho =
11๐ 13๐
A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
21๐ 26๐
The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".
In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.
I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.
7๐ 6๐
When engaging in sex from behind the male in the situation pulls out and ejaculates on to the back of the female and promptly pulls her in for some sweet spooning action. All along this ejaculatory fluid is drying to a "crust" Upon waking from the sex induced slumber you have just enjoyed you feed her the "crust" like a potato chip. Betcha can't have just one.
A: You want to do what to Eva Mendes??
B: I totally would give Eva Mendes a Dirty Potato Chip!!
A: You mean you would unknowingly feed her your dry cum??
B: Yes, Yes I would!
A: I totally Dirty Potato Chipped your mom!
10๐ 10๐