retard central

anyone who looks and acts like a retard and is egotistical lmao

Jessica: “Did see that guy in ILA last period??”
Samantha: “Omg yes! He looks like retard central....

Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids

Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.

Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends

Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”

RR (REGISTERED RETARD)

A person who has been diagnosed with a retardation.

I went to the doctor and they told me I was somewhat autistic, now I'm a RR (registered retard).