What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.
Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.
Something for loosers
You do not need to know what it is
Parents:*insert name*, it's time to sleep
You:Sleep? What's that?
Sleeping requires closing ur eyes and falling asleep.
Jimmy closed his eyes and drifted to sleep
Getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night is the average for Zara and Jess.
Sleep;; you get non
To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.
John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn
Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep
I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."