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When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in
Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!
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The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.
Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.
The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)
It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.
Boy: Hi, How are you doing?
Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.
Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.
Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!
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This phrase means: to masterbate.
The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:
"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."
Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
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anyone who gives someone a boner
damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!
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Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.
Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.
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To return angrier than when one left
Amy came back like a burnt snake when she found out she was overcharged for dinner.
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When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.
We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.
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