take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

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take one for the team

1) When the spouse (y) of person (x) has sex with the person (x) so as to improve the overall demeanor and attitude of said person (x)

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2) The brave act of one person buying a Woot Killer item so as to advance the Woot off for the benefit of others

1) "Wow, that lawyer Terri is being such a beotch! We should call her husband and tell him to take one for the team!"

2) "Oh crap! It's another Roomba on Woot! Somebody take one for the team and get rid of it!"

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take it up the rack

to get fucked up the ass

mel took it up the rack last night

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take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.

Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

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TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.

I was channel surfing today when I saw a flash of a dancing bear. I had to do a TV Double Take.

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taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

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Take it like a bitch

When a gay bottom can take big dick so effortlessly that he is taking it like a women does or like a bitch does.

You see that dude over there; me and the crew fucked the shit out of him last night. He sure can take it like a bitch!

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