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someone that is a fucking imbasole or a word that you could
call someone you hate.
You stupid poo ass mother fucker!
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A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
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Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.
Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!
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An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"
Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
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Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).
guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"
guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"
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One who enjoys performing sexual intercourse on the canine species. Is not picky based on breed or size. Any canine will suffice.
Hey did you just fuck that dog in the asshole, you Dirty Dylo Dog fucker?!!!!!!
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1. some who has sex with a mother figure of some one they know, this person is also a mother fucker ( see mother fucker )
2. a blonde haired athletic trainer
1. rob is such a mother fuckin mother fucker.
2. That blonde athletic trainer is a real mother fuckin mother fucker
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