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Christian Clark

A whole ass bum

that nigga christian clark a whole ass bum

by Father Verge November 2, 2020


Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.

"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021


Christian Ilias

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

by dropkick sharko November 25, 2024


christian the latrine

Go to take a piss

First I gotta Christian the latrine

by Christianthelatrine November 7, 2020


Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .

Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.

by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023


Dryfork Christian School

Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.

Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”

by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022


Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018