The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"
Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch
When you gotta cut loose a quiet fart.
The Frank family had to "Anne Fart" in the attic when the nazis came to search.
A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky
Your breath smells like fart jerky.
An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.
This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.
the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
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to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.
I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.