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French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums

"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025


French echo

When you fart in someone's mouth while they sleep with their mouth open

Bro listen to this french echo I did to you last night...
Bro watch me french echo your mum...
I can still taste that french echo you gave me last night... It's cabbage!

by Goat balls January 25, 2025


Joe French

Tallest guy in KS3

Wow hardman joe French

by Ktykne fxqnr brkkj October 4, 2018


Pink French Fry

A small soft skinny penis

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”

by Anon355 November 6, 2019


Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 8, 2023


French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022


French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023