buh-gina monster

a widget... the most retarded smallest person in germantown.

I am talking to the Buh-gina monster on the phone.

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flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*

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Monster truck enthusiast

Redneck, stereotype of people from the southern united states.

We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.

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MONSTER SHOUT OUT

Meaning someone who gives good head

YOOOO MONSTER SHOUT OUT BABY GIRL,

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Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon

A wonderful person who can rap and dance 😉. He may be underated even though he shouldn't be. He's Bangtan Sonyeondan's (BTS) hardworking leader. He loves Ryan, pink dolphins, and cute filters. He is the named as the 'God of Destruction' because he often breaks stuff and our bias lists. He has these really cute dimples that makes a lot of ARMYs' (our fandom) hearts flutter and die.

Rap Monster is my oppa.
Kim Namjoon is my future husband. Just wait... :D
Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon is the best leader ever! <3

the new jersey monster

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

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