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When you have a crush on more than one person at one time.
"Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response
"Which one?"
2nd response
"Your really a crush thot"
When you have a crush on someone of the same sex. Unless this person identifies as heterosexual, then you're basically doomed 🤪.
Me: Yo I have a gay crush
Bsf: She's straight isnt she
me: yeah ðŸ˜
when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission
'what's everyone doing this weekend?'
'wanna play mandy crush saga?'
NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS.
National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?
- No why would I?
- It's national kiss your crush day
Every Friday is kiss your crush day 😉😉
I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day
Watermelon Crush
The best thing to ever happen to the company Crush. Literally liquid watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the best flavor of course.
"Man, Watermelon Crush is fucking Bussin."
The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night