A gay ass shit head that likes to talk about dicks and balls, a fat ass that lives in his moms basement, like to suck dick for fun and has the smallest dick in the world
He is a Jacob
a cowboy
Girl: Do you see that guy with the cowboy hat??
Other Girl: That's a Jacob
Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪
JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.