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When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home
A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again
alternate version of "when pigs fly"
"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group
"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."
A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
Take the Ottis the cow