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To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.
You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.
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Recording yourself having sex with any woman over 80 who sunbathes way to much and who is also covered in shit.
Bro, Eric loves to make raisin porn way to much.
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The act of norrowing porn from someone in hard times. Often described as an embarrassing act but becomes less difficult over time.
Porn favor: Bro let me borrow some porn, my spank bank is all dried up and my WiFi is on the fritz, alls I got is this DVD player and this crusty sports illustrated swim suit edition from 1999.
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Pornography involving a computer, or any technological products, including microwaves.
Keep your compu-porn off the chat, go make a web series abbout it, or something.
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A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut
John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
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1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.
2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
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Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!
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