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toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 28, 2018


Skibibdi toilet

When you have sex with your girlfriend while taking a fat shit

My girl did that skibibdi toilet for me last night

by Shit bitch fuck May 12, 2024


Niggity Toilet

A black skibidi toilet that usually steals and loots stores.

A criminal toilet.

Niggity Toilet: "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes niggity dopple deep deep"

by niggling gigger December 6, 2023


Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot April 22, 2018


toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 6, 2016


Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

by Thiboz October 30, 2018


toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.

person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter

by doggtorp March 1, 2023