Uncle that is under 10 years apart, same age or younger
It's kind of awkward seeing my baby Uncle now that we hit puberty
Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.
I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.
A picture of Uncle Moe with Nick Molnar’s face edited onto it.
Hey look at my new contact picture for Nick Molnar it’s combined the current big chungus joke we’d been saying earlier and has uncle moe in it therefore making him uncle chungus, this is really good.
Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.
"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."
The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.
At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest
Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*