water bomb

The act of simulating the sound of a bong rip and making physical contact with the mouth on the recipients genitalia with water in the mouth of the person giving the "water bomb".

May be used for pleasure and or lubrication.

We were getting it on and I noticed my lady friend was a little dry down below so I gave her a water bomb.

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water ex

to have sex in a hot tub with your ex's best friend's brother on tuesday with a watermelon flavored condom after six thirty two p.m. eating sour patch kids made in china with chinese babies making shoes watching a porno

me and you on tuesday with water ex

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holy water

Natural enemy of liberals. Just like stakes are a enemy of vampires or kryptonite is the enemy of superman.

The priest sprinked holy water on a woman who was a liberal slut.

Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"

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Dead In The Water

slang means termination for no reason whatsover, done and over with from human resources but not support technician....by BR from HR in Dec. 2000....but not from support technician
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you

Support Technician: when i was terminated it was dead in the water...
Human Resources: Terminated support technician for no reason whatsover...
Support Technician 07/07/07 Greeeeedyyyyyy!!!!!

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Is water wet

It’s not wet

Because... logic

Everest: Is water wet Beacuse I know it’s wet
Me: No you retard it’s not

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water buffalo

to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.

John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.

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smoke on the water

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.

Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?

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